ALL READY TO SHIP TO ARRIVE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Large rectangular keychain. In lightweight aluminum. Ships out in 1 day.
2”x 1.5” with rounded corners
our current options:
you suck less than other people
whiskey in a teacup
you’re my favorite asshole
Eat bag of Dicks
best effing mom or dad
coffee is my drug of choice
forever my superman
my wonderwoman
eff you see kay why oh you
I like that you’re broken like me
exhale the bullshit
I forgave everybody I gave up I got drunk
find what you love and let it kill you
I run on coffee & bourbon
I run on coffee & wine
in science we trust
I'm delicate like a fucking flower
exhale the bullshit
bitch please
but did you die tho?
badass with a hotasss