Large rectangular keychain. In lightweight aluminum. Ships out in 1 day.
2”x 1.5” with rounded corners
can be customized with initials or a date. If there is a phrase you want stamped send us a note !
some of our current options:
you suck less than other people
whiskey in a teacup
you’re my favorite asshole
best effing mom or dad
coffee is my drug of choice
forever my superman
my wonderwoman
eff you see kay why oh you
I like that you’re broken like me
exhale the bullshit
i forgave everybody I gave up I got drunk
find what you love and let it kill you
I run on coffee & bourbon
i run on coffee & wine
in science we trust
im delicate like a fucking flower
exhale the bullshit
bitch please
but did you die tho?
badass with a hotass
